That vainness they flaunt with vanityAll day they carry like traveling luggageBoasting of fripperies that makes no senseDwelling in their follies high as WologisiSeldom will great words flow from their lipsSturdy postures but whiff of bravadoThey make great charlatans for our townGlimpse them in their assemblance of follySparkling in their garment of dullnessThat is that distinction that anger good folksWishing and praying a sense come soonGiggling as the resolve that is yet nothingShare this:Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)
Dangerous Lake Erie Algae Bloom Can Be Seen From SpaceFishing Accident Leaves Boy With Small Hook in His Eyelid Stay on target You know how to eat, don’t you? It’s simple enough. When you’re hungry, just take the food (or Tide Pod) and put it in your mouth as fast as you can, right? Wrong! One of America’s numerous food-related issues is the problem of overeating. And one of the easiest ways to overeat by eating too fast, before you even have a chance to feel full and stop yourself. But self-control is hard. Fortunately, we know have the technology to give ourselves a little push to stay below the eating speed limit. HAPIfork is a smart fork for your dumb mouth.HAPIfork works like a regular dumb fork. You poke it into food and eat the food off of it, repeating as many times as necessary. The difference is that sensors in the utensil can tell how fast you’re moving the fork, and therefore figure out how fast you’re eating. If you’re gorging too quickly, the fork vibrates and lights up signalling you to stop, or at least feel a little guilty. When you eat at the proper pace you can lose weight and avoid digestive problems.Haptic diet feedback is HAPIfork’s main gimmick, but that’s not all this Bluetooth device can do. Connect it to a computer or mobile app to view trends of your eating progress and set helpful future goals. Presumably, the HAPI software will also help you keep a handle on what you’re ingesting and how nutritious it is, because eating a ten-pound chocolate bar over two hours is probably still less healthy than eating ten salads in two minutes.You can buy HAPIfork online from HAPI for $99 or less depending on deals. That may seem like a lot considering a cheap piece of pointy plastic will also technically get the job done. But the potential health benefits of this fork are priceless. Slow your roll next time you want to scarf that roll.Buy HAPIforkLet us know what you like about Geek by taking our survey.